booking
Deposits are positively, non-negotiable, necessary, vital, unavoidable, more reliable than the gravitation constant, the literal prime directive of my booking procedure.
20% via Giftcard [prezzee, uber (in-store option), mastercard] or Bitcoin or
BeemIt [ @cap_cc ]
Currently booking:
Sydney :: March 17th
Newcastle :: March 19th
Canberra :: Thursday - Sunday, outcall preferred
Classic / Carnal...
...my place or yours?
touring rates
--- overtures ---
$850/950 90 Minutes
$1100/1300 2 Hours
$1800/2200 Dinner Date ~ 4 hours
(outing + intimacy)
$300/350 per Additional Half Hour
-- symphonics --
$2700/3300 Full Interlude ~ 5-7 Hours
(adventure + dining + intimacy)
$3300/3800 Overnight ~ 14 Hours
(with minimum 7 hours sleep)
$5500/6600 One Day ~ 24 Hours
(with sleep, outing, and meals)
Classic v. Carnal details found here
Classic / Carnal...
...my place or yours? local Canberra rates
--- overtures ---
$750/900 90 Minutes
$1000/1200 2 Hours
$1600/2000 Dinner Date ~ 4 hours
(outing + intimacy)
$250/300 per Additional Half Hour
-- symphonics --
$2500/3000 Full Interlude ~ 5-7 Hours
(adventure + dining + intimacy)
$3000/3500 Overnight ~ 14 Hours
(with minimum 7 hours sleep)
$5000/6000 One Day ~ 24 Hours
(with sleep, outing, and meals)
Mine... Last minute requests may incur an surcharge.
Yours... Requires proof of name / address confirmation (preferably serviced apartment or hotel).
Classic v. Carnal details found here
Bespoke
Couples: minimum 90 Minutes [+$250]
Doubles: yes, absolutely, gladly, eagerly, under the stipulation that both of us are paid full and equal rates, no negotiation or discount.
Wardrobe: Elaborate requests should be accompanied by sponsorship for procurement of items. General preferences are readily accommodated.
FMTY + Extended Requests
Shall we concoct an elongated interlude?
Passport freshly renewed, airport savvy, vax pass verified, pteromerhanophobia free.
Within Australia: minimum 4 hours
Across an Ocean: overnight minimum
Please prepare for advanced screening if we have not previously met, as well as a deposit of 50%. I prefer to book my own travel arrangements, with reimbursement paid alongside the deposit. Seven hours uninterrupted sleep and a minimum of two hours solo-time per day are requisite.
Devilish Details
Rates are quoted in AUD and are subject to change at my discretion.
If either of us finds ourselves unwell or in need of rescheduling, please, speak up! I am generally happy put a deposit toward a future booking, given 48 hours notice; otherwise it is kept to cover incurred expenses and loss of time.
I book with any and all genders, body types, professions, fashion senses, disabilities, affluence, creed, religion, sexuality, astrological sign, and both Star Wars and Trek fans. I only ask for respect.
Screening is at my discretion, but may include a valid photo ID, linkedin, business email confirmation, references, vaccination card.
Payment must be in cash, in an envelope (or book, bag, or similar) at the commencement of our time -- discretion, creativity, and generosity are noticed and appreciated.
