Deposits are positively, non-negotiable, necessary, vital, unavoidable, more reliable than the gravitation constant, the literal prime directive of my booking procedure.
20% via Giftcard [prezzee, uber (in-store option), mastercard] or Bitcoin
[beemit and credit card coming soon]
Singapore + Saigon
(enquire for dates/rates)
Incall + *Outcall* (preferred)
All of Oz
with due notice and deposits
Classic / Carnal...
... my place or yours?
--- overtures ---
$750/900 90 Minutes
$1000/1200 2 Hours
$1600/2000 Dinner Date ~ 4 hours
(outing + intimacy)
$250/300 per Additional Half Hour
-- symphonics --
$2500/3000 Full Interlude ~ 5-7 Hours
(adventure + dining + intimacy)
$3000/3500 Overnight ~ 14 Hours
(with minimum 7 hours sleep)
$5000/6000 One Day ~ 24 Hours
(with sleep, outing, and meals)
Mine... Last minute requests may incur an additional fee.
Yours... Requires proof of name / address confirmation (preferably serviced apartment or hotel).
Classic v. Carnal details found here
Couples: minimum 90 Minutes [+$250]
Doubles: yes, absolutely, under the stipulation that both of us are paid full and equal rates, where neither of us discount or negotiate.
Wig: long, natural, high quality human hair strawberry blonde [+$100]
Wardrobe: Elaborate requests should be accompanied by sponsorship for procurement of items. General preferences are readily accommodated.
Photography: I am always happy to play the artsy documentarian of our date. If you would like a more explicit version, all content must be taken on my device and then securely shared back to you [+$200]
FMTY + Extended Requests
Shall we concoct an elongated interlude?
I am passport ready (though almost in need of additional pages! eep!), airport savvy, vax pass verified, pteromerhanophobia free.
Within Australia: minimum 4 hours
Across an Ocean: overnight minimum
Please prepare for advanced screening if we have not previously met, as well as a deposit of 50%. I prefer to book my own travel arrangements, with reimbursement paid alongside my fee. Seven hours uninterrupted sleep and a minimum of two hours solo-time per day are requisite.
Rates are quoted in AUD and are subject to change at my discretion.
If either of us finds ourselves unwell or in need of rescheduling, please, speak up! I am generally happy put a deposit toward a future booking, given 48 hours notice; otherwise it is kept to cover incurred expenses and loss of time.
I book with any and all genders, body types, professions, fashion sense, disabilities, affluence, creed, religion, sexuality, astrological sign, and both Star Wars and Trek fans. I only ask for respect.
Screening is at my discretion, but may include: a valid photo ID, linkedin, business email confirmation, references, vaccination card.
Payment must be in cash, in an envelope (or book, bag, or similar) at the commencement of our time -- discretion, creativity, and generosity are noticed and appreciated.